Oh, let me introduce you: reader, meet Hungry Girl. She waits until 2 am when no one can sleep, and instead of pinning relatively useful things on her boards, she pins 50-5,000 ridiculously delicious-looking dishes. Tiramisu, Moist Lemon Chicken, Soft Pretzels with Homemade (Easy!) Fondue, Baked Lemon Broccoli... I could go on and on and on but I won't because I'm about to chew up my freaking iPhone!!! Now I'm so damn hungry, I can't think straight! And all I wanted to do was get on there to find a life jacket for the Sea of Insomnia I'm drowning in.
But noooo, here's size 2 I-eat-what-I-want-and-never-gain-an-ounce Hungry Girl, pinning away like she's making the menu for my last meal.
And now, at 3:16 am, instead of sleeping, I'm heading to the kitchen to raid my cabinet and whine about my bright idea to only buy freaking Nature Valley granola crap.
Cardboard chewie, we meet again. Thank you Hungry Girl, you saved my diet. Bitch.
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